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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
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  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/modules/aggregator/aggregator.module on line 1366.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/vhosts/spuisels.nl/httpdocs/includes/unicode.inc on line 311.

Naakte vrouw

Lachen - Wed, 05/23/2007 - 07:21

Het zal je maar gebeuren, je zit rustig in het restaurant te genieten. Komt er een naakte vrouw binnen die aan een tafeltje gaat zitten. De rest van de mensen lijkt er niets van te merken. Je kan dan twee dingen doen:

1. Je kijkt je ogen uit.
2. Je doet net als of je niks hebt gezien.

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Gruwelijke grap

Lachen - Mon, 05/21/2007 - 07:54

Soms vraag je jezelf wel eens af of sommige grappen niets iets te ver gaan. Deze mooie dame word naar de kelder gestuurd waar haar vermiste collega zich zelf heeft opgehangen..

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Even lachen..

Lachen - Mon, 05/21/2007 - 07:49

Een buitenaards wezen dat uit de vloer te voorschijn springt jaagt deze mensen de stuipen op het lijf. Of anders het monster dat door de muur springt wel..

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Golf lessen

Lachen - Sat, 05/19/2007 - 08:17

Golf is nog best moeilijk, daarom is het wijs om even een cursus golf te volgen voor je baan op gaat. Maar wat nu als de leraar net even iets meer intresse heeft in dat vrouwtje met dat strakke broekje en lekkere kontje..

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Kleren maar uit..

Lachen - Fri, 05/18/2007 - 07:11

Het zal je maar gebeuren je zit op een druk teras en er vliegt een wesp je jurk in. Dan zit er natuurlijk niets anders op dan je jurk uit te trekken..

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Glazendeur

Lachen - Fri, 05/18/2007 - 07:09

De meesten mensen open een deur door tegen het glas te drukken in plaats van de deur knop te gebruiken. Maar wat nu als het glas verwijderd is?

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Vreemde snuiter

Lachen - Wed, 05/16/2007 - 09:35

Een wat vreemd uit ziende man met een vaag koffertje. Dit stop je vol met botten een hand en natuurlijk een menselijke schedel. En de prank kan niet meer stuk..

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Dixi humor

Lachen - Wed, 05/16/2007 - 09:26

Je kent ze wel die portable toileten, die je vaak op bouwplaatsen tegen komt. Er op gaan zitten vergt al enig lef, zeker als er op de bouwplaats niet echt opgelet word..

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Prostitutie

Lachen - Tue, 05/15/2007 - 07:25

Prostitutie is in Amerika niet legaal, en er staan hoge straffen op. Zekker als de politie om de hoek een foto maakt.

In deze grap krijgen een aantal mannen het erg warm.

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Moonwalk

Lachen - Tue, 05/15/2007 - 07:19

Michael Jackson en zijn beroemde moonwalk, wie kent hem niet. Michael Jackass doet de moonwalk net iets anders...

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Pas op nat!

Lachen - Mon, 05/14/2007 - 11:42

Een pas geverfd bankje in het park. Een stukje klitteband en een broek met een gat er in. Alle ingredienten voor een leuk filmpje..

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Hoofd verloren

Lachen - Mon, 05/14/2007 - 11:32

Bij sommige zaken moet je, je hoofd er bij houden. Bij sommige zaken maakt het niet uit waar je hoofd zit.

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Bodybuilding

Lachen - Fri, 05/11/2007 - 06:22

Bij fitnes training en het kweken van spieren kunnen er extremen krachten vrij komen. De spieren worden volop belast, zo ook de sluitspier....

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Gevaarlijke bocht

Lachen - Fri, 05/11/2007 - 06:21

Interview over een gevaarlijke bocht. En dit filmpje had er natuurlijk niet gestaan, als er niets zou gebeuren!

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In control

Lachen - Fri, 05/11/2007 - 06:20

Extreme drifting, in Japan enorm populair in Nederland eigenlijk alleen bekend van televisie. Hier een filmpje met twee auto's die even een show weggeven..

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Slipje verloren

Lachen - Thu, 05/10/2007 - 06:55

Een blonde dame verliest haar mooie blauwe slipje uit haar tasje. Zoals de meesten mannen, doe je wat je moet doen. Het slipje terug geven aan de rechtmatige eigenaar.. of toch niet?

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Nieuwschierig?

Lachen - Thu, 05/10/2007 - 06:54

De mens is van nature een nieuwschierig wezen. En laat dit nou even goed uitkomen als je een grap uit wilt halen.

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Schwalbe

Lachen - Wed, 05/09/2007 - 10:31

Schwalbes worden tegenwoordig in de voetbal wereld geaccepteerd. Ik ben van mening dat er harder tegen opgetreden moet worden zoals in het volgende filmpje..

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Schrikken?

Lachen - Tue, 05/08/2007 - 10:00

Hoe bedoel je, is dat even schrikken. In deze prank laten ze onschuldige voorbij gangers een paar meter de lucht in springen door hen de stuipen op het lijf te jagen..

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Het konijn tegen de slang

Lachen - Tue, 05/08/2007 - 09:56

Bugs Bunny weet zijn meeste tegenstanders gek te maken. Het konijn in het volgende filmpje zou hem zo kunnen vervangen in zijn volgende film..

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